albabutter:

"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

Pirate King* Elizabeth

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Hearing you talk is like listening to Umbridge’s little laugh for hours on end whilst she scratches her nails on a chalkboard all while Stephanie Meyers explains why she wrote Twilight.

Me about Metatron. (via twowinchestersandanangel)

Sounds pleasant

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ohawkguy:

someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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mcclonalds:

mcclonalds:

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

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indestructiblegem:

Entertainment Weekly- Comic Con Day Three
Elizabeth Olsen, Aaron Johnson, Paul Bettany, Cobie Smulders, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Samuel L. Jackson, and James Spader 

indestructiblegem:

Entertainment Weekly- Comic Con Day Three

Elizabeth Olsen, Aaron Johnson, Paul Bettany, Cobie Smulders, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Samuel L. Jackson, and James Spader 

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*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
looking at my music taste: cool man

someinsectscalledthehumanrace:

why did people hate this movie

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If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first lovers and protect each other like siblings, then you know you are m e a n t  to  b e

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valwaiting:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen

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caslovefest:

(x) (x)

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chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop

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throughhollowedeyes:


Robert Downey Jr reacting to Avengers: Age of Ultron footage at SDCC 2014. (x)

Dork! Such a super fan at heart!

throughhollowedeyes:

Robert Downey Jr reacting to Avengers: Age of Ultron footage at SDCC 2014. (x)

Dork! Such a super fan at heart!

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freshest-tittymilk:

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

I’m not ready for this shit holy balls…

freshest-tittymilk:

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

I’m not ready for this shit holy balls…

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omgtsn:

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omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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